I made the mistake of not checking the front door today and the nosy custodian had walked in the apartment which had been slowly filling up with more equipment cabinets and cables.
"Holy cripes, man! I'm sure glad I ain't paying your electric bill.."
"Mr. Jerods.. What can I do for you?"
"I came in 'ere to see what the power company's been poking around your meter for.. An' I see all this, makes sense.. I'd be worried.. All this lights and meters and machines.. Heck, this isn't a bomb is it?"
"No, Mr. Jerods, it's not a bomb.."
"Well, I want none of it.. I'm trying to run a slum here and can't be doing that with you attracting them government kind here.. You got 2 days then me an' Mr. Jakes be tossing you and your nice blue boxes out the windows.. 'Ave a nice day, Smythe.."
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