Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Jack Smythe::Cardiff,UK::Entry 1

Excerpt from in game chat - World of Warcraft, UK server Zuluhed

[Doktor::67] no I want salve.. SALVE. This bullocks of a tank can't keep aggro off me.. :(
[Prez::GM] By the light of Elune a humble night elf presents herself to you.. Hello Doktor, I have come to discuss a ticket you posted a few months ago if you have some time right now..
[Doktor::67] ticket? wat ticket? oh hold on..
[Doktor::67] sorry guys GM here. gonna hearth good luck.
[Belleofsouth::68] bailing on me again :(
[Doctor::67] hey it's legit.. I'll message you later, cutie.
[Belleofsouth::68] kk. laters.
[Doktor::67] now what ticket are you talking about?
[Prez::GM] one regarding one type 40 time capsule.. It's me Romana, Doctor.
[Doktor::67] ...
[Prez::GM] we're moving operations to the western continent.. we need the time capsule restored.
[Doktor::67] typical.. how long has it been Madame President? oh... 16 months? So now that the council has a need of my TARDIS you decide to stop me in game for a chat? Typical of you bureaucrats..
[Prez::GM] I had a whole society to re-establish if you haven't forgotten..
[Doktor::67] one you had no awareness of had I not found you.. And wat's with this keeping me out of the loop of things, now that we are on the subject..
[Prez::GM] I thought you'd be glad you weren't involved.. You always hated politics..
[Doktor::67] not involved.. fine.. abandoned.. w/e.. you can't tell me you couldn't stop by the box for a tea..
[Prez::GM] oh stop your wallowing.. if you could get that box off the ground we wouldn't be having this chat now would we...which bring us back to my first priority.. the time capsule.. what your status?
[Doktor::67] ...
[Prez::GM] Doctor?
[Doktor::67] I have manage to leech enough energy to restore the base recovery systems.. the recovery systems are presently restoring the router assembly but my resources are limited here. had you picked up on my messages you would have probably heard my requests for chronotic harvesters and maybe we wouldn't be having this chat..
[Prez::GM] fine.. anything else?
[Doktor::67] i need a new sonic screwdriver..
[Prez::GM] fine..
[Doktor::67] and one more thing..
[Prez::GM] ?
[Doktor::67] tea with your lordship..
[Prez::GM] fine..
[Doktor::67] good then.. I'll see you at 5.
[Prez::GM] ...

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